I need a vacation...

This past week, I have changed more sheets than our stateroom attendant did on the cruise. There has been diarrhea, bloody noses, and throw up and those are just what ended up on the sheets! There has been pish in all the wrong places, snot galore, and Leo may be setting a record for the most head-on collisions in a day's time. Maybe they are getting everything out (literally), so they are in their best form when Bubbie and Zadie come home. I sure as heck hope so.